Washington: 03/03/2011
Barack: what's new?
Hillary: everything is going well, our squadron is already off Libya and the people rejoiced. It 'almost done, then he is bombing alone.
Barack: like a scorpion surrounded.
Hillary: exactly, we have surrounded the perfection and he is taking with Al Qaeda, unbelievable, just did not understand anything.
Barack: it took some time but we managed.
Hillary: yes, almost two years, fortunately the plane was ready, that my co-worker is a genius.
Barack: is the new frontier, just physically with undercover agents, the idea of \u200b\u200bundercover agents in social networks is fantastic.
Hillary: already, no one has noticed anything, everything was piloted on the internet with a native agents, without risk, without losses, and with a minimum investment.
Barack: we used the latent discontent, the ground was already fertile, too. The protest is spreading like wildfire, we run the risk of destabilizing the whole region, perhaps we would have had to limit intervention to the main objective.
Hillary: we have already spoken, pointing directly to Libya would be risky, we started from Tunisia to test the system, we have involved Egypt in order to divert attention, and finally the involvement of Libya appeared natural. In the other countries have started a domino effect, we have no current operations, about the car burning, the fires will go out by themselves.
Barack: in fact the results speak for themselves. Nobody has noticed anything, no one suspected anything. He counted the hours, the caretaker government has already been established, the Italians fled, the wells were left unattended, the Libyans will remember it when they have a new government, and with the new government will treat us.
Hillary: everything as planned, it will be a huge success.
Barack: I do not understand them, however, these Italians, we have fallen as fools, who can be so stupid? They are there for a century, had control of almost all the oil from Libya, we have spent huge sums, not imagined could be so easy to dislodge them.
Hillary: we can thank that their party that only cares about the north of federalism and refugees, with their government foreign policy will always be the raw nerve of Italy.
Barack : but this is not about foreign policy, it's survival, have abandoned investments worth billions, have abandoned their largest supplier of oil, if it happened to us we would have sent aircraft carriers and marines to defend the wells , they have not lifted a finger to defend their economic interests.
Hillary: do not be surprised, they were able to elect and maintain in office as Premier of caricature, of a people like the Italian one can expect this and more.
Barack: and we have planned a few months we will have the control best world's oil, refine it costs almost nothing, and do not even have to spend out, and the wells and facilities are already there, they have paid the Italians, and instead we have invaded the territory of Iraq, indeed, we see as saviors.
Hillary: all back, maximum results with minimum effort, and Putin will be the next target, another friend of the Italian Prime Minister with enormous reserves of oil and gas. We will use the usual system, the operation is already under way, I deserve a pay rise?
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